The Black Abbot
Monthly Competitions
~New Competitions & Prizes To Be Won Every Month~
~JULY COMPETITION~
This Months Competition Is A Bit Different...
Check Out The 'Abbot Food' Page And Simply Tell Us The Answer To The Following -
'How Many Different Combinations of Steak Dishes Are There On The Steak Night Menu ?'
The Winner Will Be Drawn At Random From All The Correct Entries
The Prize For July Is A £20.00 Voucher For The Next Steak Night On 2nd August !
JUNE COMPETITION
THE WINNER FOR JUNE IS.....
~Phil Daly~
"WELL DONE PHIL!"
The winning captions & other entries will be displayed over the next few days...
Thank you to all who entered the Competition!
MAY COMPETITION
THE WINNER FOR MAY IS.....Jim Reid
"Well Done Jim!"
OTHER ENTRIES FOR THE MAY COMPETITION.....(In No Particular Order).....
ANDY 'ELVIS' JOLLY
Phil - Are you sure we can have another pint?
Lynne - No i said Guinness !!!!!
Lynda - Sorry Hen i thought you said Ginger...
Gary - Too late your no getting mine
PHIL DALY
Phil - I tell you something. Im glad i got out of that monking lark
Karen - So am I, one abbot in Montrose is enough
Lynne - Ah no, what a waste of good love juice
Lynda - I must hahe had too much to drink. I just spilt my drink down my front
Gary - If I look this way i wont have to talk to those fargin iceholes
GARY ANDERSON
Phil - Bejaysus, tank f*** I gave up the monkin'
Karen - Get you cassock, you've pulled
Lynne - You're nae gonnae manage yer work the morrin
Lynda - I'll just sleep wi the boss again
Gary - Thank feck the band arenae called Nodrin King
IAIN SOUTAR
Phil - I am trying hard to look down your top, my thats a lovely heart necklace
Karen - If you are trying to look down my top, i'm gonna look at your groin
Lynne - You did well balancing them drinks on your nipples!
Lynda - I thought that guy behind me was going to dive in front of me just like he does on the football pitch!
Gary - I wish I had two mouths!
STAN ZALESKI
Phil - Bejaysus luv be blind!
Karen - If he was'nt so blind he'd see my glass is empty!
Lynne - Faurs my drink Lynda? see ye got twa fur yersel!!!
Lynda - 15 guiness is enough fur onybudy,even Jim Reid.
Gary - That bastage is gonna pit me on U-Tube again!!
ANDREW WILLIAMS
Phil - Isnt She Gorgeous!
Karen - Why is it always the older men that flirt with me?
Lynne -Did Stevie just ask for your number?
Lynda - Oh stevie you've made my night!
Gary - Why does no-one chat me up?